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DESKTOP, WALDO, AND ORDINATIONS

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 3, 2009, 3:09 AM


OHLA!

the new issue of desktop is out now at news agents every were, with a feature interview with yours truly! :horns: and if you cant find it local, order that shit direct here::
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cause i dont know how they did it. but they made me look professional!!

now, to address a subject dear to my money grubbing heart as my first and only poll shows. 69% (ha-HA!) of you have no idea what 'waldos hawaiian holiday' is.

permit me to demonstrate::
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if you enjoy my 'work', i can promise you will flagellate yourself with utter joy over this book.
if you want a copy, you can order it direct from the publisher, from amazon, ebay, or any of those other online outlets. hell you might even be so lucky to find a copy in your local comic shop...

but if you order a copy directly from me through paypal, ill sign it, draw in it, and quit possibly include a nude photo. all for a measly 30 bucks.
so hit a brothah up:
mister_bones@y7mail.com

now, before i go, i just thought id share the news with my interwub flock.
i am now an official ordained minister.

as of now, you may address me as REVEREND BONES.
i am free for weddings, funerals, and all spiritual shin digs alike.


peace, love, and rock the fuck on.
:horns:BONES:horns:


  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: the call of the LORD
  • Reading: leaves of grass
  • Watching: sons of anarchy
  • Playing: with my left foot jab
  • Eating: healthy
  • Drinking: water

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mister-bones is known in the "real world" as chris burns.
but mostly just as 'bones' or 'that drunk guy over there'.
he is for hire at all times::: contact him if you dare.
munsterburns@yahoo.com
in house work?:::
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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: my office
  • Interests: jui jitsu, boxing, cuddles, boogie bording, body surfing
  • Favourite movie: MST3K
  • Favourite band or musician: nin, tool, sublime, sonny sharrock, cop shoot cop / firewater, and around 140gb worth of others
  • Favourite genre of music: all, even country (you heard me)
  • Favourite artist: sam kieth, frank cho, basil gogos, colin wilson
  • Favourite poet or writer: kurt vonnegut, tim sandlin, richard matheson, chuck pahlablablahblah. and so on and so forth
  • Favourite photographer: richard kern, my wife
  • Favourite style of art: 50's horror, comic book, photo.
  • Operating System: pc, cintiq, photoshop, pencile and ink
  • MP3 player of choice: i pod, itunes
  • Shell of choice: the empty husk that was my heart
  • Wallpaper of choice: i never see it, im always working, i have no life...
  • Skin of choice: soft and milky white with freckles
  • Favourite game: legend of zelda / donkey kong country
  • Favourite gaming platform: psp / computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: honk kong fooy / daffy (quackbusters era)
  • Personal Quote: im gonna do it.
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, pen and paper, photoshop cs2 on a 12 inch cintiq
http://www.chrisbones.com/

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Comments


:iconpsychonerd:
I SAW YOU IN DESKTOP:!
lol, love your style!
and congrates for getting on the cover! :dance:
:iconfestivedays:
hey dude, i read your article in DeskTop, you're really good, love your gallery too! Keep it up!

--
"W-Who are you?"
"I'm Kira, don't you recognise me from your nightmares?"
"Nope!"
"What?!"
"You look farmilliar, but i just can't guess where..."
"Well, i DID win a Seto Kaiba lookalike contest, but-"
"I KNEW IT!!!"
:iconborn-again-anarchist:
Thanks for faving my mug :D

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It's time for Mr and Mrs Spank to take a short sharp trip to botty land
:iconcosmic-rocket-man:
thanks for the 30 favs and the free beer dude!

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"Thank you for being this morning's farmer."
:icongavwoodhouse:
and your deviantart sub-title is pretty funny
:icongavwoodhouse:
hey mr i saw your article and work in the desktop mag, great stuff mate!!
:icondubbax3:
Thanks for the favs hope you had a good Halloween.

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My mom says I'm cool.
:iconwaargh:
Hey congrats on getting in Desktop! What months issue is it in? Ill totally pick up a copy.

You should really do a Clutch album cover one day, itd fit together nicely I imagine..
anyway, lookin forward to this post apocalyptic western youre working on. Keep kickin arse!
:icongavwoodhouse:
its this months copy, i got it today its great
:iconsaneaureti:
Freakkyn good stuff!!
+100!

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